Newton's Law of Love

Newton's Law of Love
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.


First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.


Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Our India..too gud_Excellent read

Old Story:
 
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
 
 
New Indian Version:
 
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away.
 
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
 
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.
 
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
 
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
 
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
 
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
 
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
 
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
 
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
 
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
 
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
 
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
 
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
 
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
 
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
 
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
 
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
 
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
 
 
Many years later...
 
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,
 
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,
 
...AND
 
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
 
No idea from whose creative mind this has come out, but this
piece of writing is awesome.

Know the meaning of the Areas in Bangalore

Know the meaning of the Areas in Bangalore !

 

Information of Namma Bengaluru….

                                                                          

                                                                          

Marathahalli                                                              

Halli in Kannada means village. A fighter aircraft named Marut had an     

accident in this area; So the area is called Marathahalli.                

                                                                          

BTM Layout                                                                

BTM Layout (an abbreviation of Bannerghatta, Tavarekere and Madivala      

Layout)                                                                   

                                                                          

                                                                          

Malleswaram                                                                

Malleswaram, located in the north-west of Bangalore, derives its name from

the famous Kaadu Malleshwara temple.                                      

                                                                           

                                                                          

HSR Layout                                                                

Hosur Sarjapur Road Layout (popularly known as HSR Layout) is a relatively

new suburb located to the south-east of Bangalore, India. The layout,     

which is built on land reclaimed from the Agara lake, is located between  

Hosur Road and Sarjapur Road.                                             

                                                                           

Arekere                                                                    

Are in Kannada means half. Kere in Kannada means a water reservoir or     

pond. The origin of the name "Arekere" comes comes from a water reservoir 

which is in the area.                                                      

                                                                          

Banashankari                                                              

Banashankari is a neighborhood in South Bengaluru. It gets its name from  

the Banashankari Amma Temple on Kanakapura Road, one of Bengaluru's oldest

and most famous temples, which was constructed by Subramanya Shetty in    

1915.                                                                      

                                                                          

Basavanagudi                                                               

The name "Basavanagudi" refers to the Bull Temple that is located here. It

is a monolith statue of the Nandi Bull. Basava in Kannada, the local      

language, means Bull and Gudi means temple. Hence, the name Basavanagudi  

                                                                           

Basaveshwaranagar                                                          

It is named after poet-king Basaveshwara. Basaveshwaranagar is also known 

to have a 100 year old tree "The Big Banyan Tree - Dodda Aalada Mara"     

which was a home for hundreds of monkeys now a known public park in the   

vicinity.                                                                 

                                                                           

Domlur                                                                    

Domlur is a small township located in the eastern part of Bangalore city  

in India. Earlier it was known as Bhagat Singh Nagar, but for some unknown

reasons, it is better known as Domlur. There is a debate over the exact   

meaning of Domlur. From what can be deciphered from old people living in  

the area, Domlur is a word derived from Tombalur, a kind of flower which  

is used to worship Lord Shiva. This is further supported by the           

inscriptions found in Chokkanathaswamy temple in Domlur, which is believed

to be constructed by Cholas                                               

                                                                           

Electronics City                                                           

Electronics City is an electronics industrial park spread over 332 acres  

(1.3 km) in Konappana Agrahara and Doddathogur villages, just outside     

Bangalore, India. It houses more than a hundred industries, including IT  

industry leaders such as Wipro,Hewlett-Packard, Motorola, Infosys, CGI,   

Siemens, ITI,Satyam etc. The area is maintained by Keonics, which provides

all the necessary infrastructure.                                         

                                                                          

Halasuru                                                                  

Halasuru formerly known as Ulsoor, is one of the oldest neighbourhoods in 

the Indian city of Bangalore. It has a predominant Tamil speaking         

population and is renowned for its numerous temples and rather narrow     

streets.  

                                                                           

Hebbal                                                                    

Once indicative of the North endpoint of the city. Though originally      

famous for Hebbal Lake, it is now better known for the serpentine maze of 

flyovers The flyover spanning a length of 6.25 kilometres over all the    

loops combined, is the longest flyover in India.The lake is well known for

the park, the boating facility and for the bird watching opportunities.   

                                                                           

Jayanagar                                                                  

Jayanagar means - literally - "Victory City". Jayanagar was traditionally 

regarded as the southern end of Bangalore. The "South End Circle", wherein

six roads from different areas meet, and the historic Ashoka Pillar (which

was to mark the southern end of the city) bear this fact. While newer     

extensions have taken away this distinction from Jayanagar, it still      

remains one of the more southern parts of the city.                       

                                                                          

J P Nagar                                                                  

The Jayaprakash Narayan Nagar ( JP Nagar ) was basically a residential    

area. J P Nagar is home to many prominent singers, actors and artists.    

Famous residents of this locality include Kannada Superstar actor and     

politician Ambareesh, playwright and actor Girish Karnad, former Karnataka

chief minister H.D. Kumaraswamy and actress Tara.                         

                                                                          

Jeevanbheemanagar                                                          

Originally, the area was reserved for employees of LIC (?Jeevan Bheema)and

KPWD. Therefore the area predominantly consists of LIC quarters (types    

L,M,N,P) and KPWD quarters (types A,D).                                   

Kengeri                                                                     

In it flows the river vrishbhavati which carries the entire sewage of     

bangalore in it making kengeri somewhat smelly but there is a need to     

manage sewage treatment properly in the Indian state of Karnataka.        

Koramangala                                                                

Koramangala was not too long ago, a sought after residential locality with

its wide boulevards and posh bungalows. The crime rate has increased      

considerably over the past few years. Though the civic authorities are    

trying hard to cope with the unprecedented stress of improvising the      

infrastructure, a lot needs to be done.                                   

Rajajinagar                                                                 

Rajajinagar got its name from Rajaji the great freedom fighter from       

Southern part of India. It has many schools and colleges that gives the   

best coaching. It boasts of having the highest number of bar and          

restaurants in Bangalore.                                                 

                                                                          

Rajarajeshwari Nagar                                                      

Rajarajeshwari Nagar received its name from the famous Rajarajeshwari     

Nagar temple that is located just over one kilometer from the arch.       

                                                                          

Sadhashivnagar                                                             

Sadashivanagar is arguably the most elite and expensive neighborhood in   

Bangalore, India, and is fashionable among politicians, movie stars, and  

most of the city's millionaires who can afford homes there. As the "?     

Beverly Hills of Bangalore," having an address in Sadashivanagar connotes 

a high level of prestige, success, and/or fame. Famous residents of this  

locality include Kannada Superstar-late Dr.RAJKUMAR-ANNAVARU, Former Chief

Minister SM KRISHNA,                                                       

                                                                          

Thyagarajanagar                                                            

Thyagarajanagar is one of the oldest localities in Bangalore. It is part  

of Basavanagudi in South Bangalore. This area is home to several religious

temples and is the only area where you can find religious songs hitting   

the charts everyday.                                                      

                                                                           

Vijayanagar                                                                

It derives its name from the Vijayanagara empire that flourished in south 

India during 15th and 16th centuries.Vijayanagar East is popularly known  

as RPC Layout (Railway Parallel Colony Layout), since this layout is along

the railway track. It has been recently renamed as Hampi Nagar. Hampi was 

the capital of the Vijayanagar Empire. Vijayanagar also houses a large    

Public Library, which is one of the largest in Karnataka.                 

                                                                          

Nagarbhavi                                                                

Nagarbhavi means literally "a well of snakes". The name is due to the high

number of snakes present in the area. Also, some believe that it is called

a "well" because of the surrounding hillocks that are no longer present   

due to urbanization. Nagarbhavi is located between Mysore road and Magadi 

road.                                                                     

                                                                          

Whitefield                                                                 

Until the late 1980s, Whitefield was a small village which was a          

retirement colony for Anglo-Indians. It remains a legacy of the British   

rule in India. It is renowned for Sathya Sai Baba's ashram called         

Brindavan and as a heaven for a number of multinational information       

technology companies.

If there was a "System Restore" in life...

If there was a "System Restore" in life...

Nostalgic memories of those 'good old days'

“ world has changed and we also changed for the world !!!
Are you missing those days? Sometimes I do

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Doordarshan' s Screensaver





Malgudi Days






Dekh Bhai Dekh






Ramayan





Mile Sur Mera Tumhara






Turning Point






Bharath Ek Khoj






Alif Laila






Byomkesh Bakshi






Tehkikaat






He Man





Salma Sultana DD News Reader






Vicco turmeric,
Nahin cosmetic
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream






Washin powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi, Nirma se aayi
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaaye






I'm a Complan Boy(Shahid Kapoor) and
I'm a Complan Girl (Ayesha Takia)






Surabhi : Renuka Sahane and Siddharth




Then were 'Mungerilal ke hasin sapane' and 'karamchand' ...'Vikram Betal', etc.

How did one survive growing up in the  80's and 90's?


Cycling was like a breath of fresh air..

When thirsty we only drank tap water 

We were showing off how tough we are, by how high we could climb trees & then jumping down.

It was great fun.

We could stay out to play for hours, as long as we got back before dark, in time for dinner.

We walked to school, or sometimes we even rode our bicycle..

We had no mobile phones, but we always managed to find each other. How?
 
We did not have Play Stations, MP3,Nintendo's, I-Pods, Video games, 99 Cable TV channels, DVD's, Home Cinema, Home Computers, Laptops, Chat-rooms, Internet, etc ...

BUT, we had REAL FRIENDS!!!!

We called on friends to come out to play, never rang the doorbell, just went around the backdoor

We played with sticks and stones, played cowboys and Indians, doctors and nurses, hide and seek, soccer games, over and over again

When we failed our exams we were given a second chance by simply repeating the same grade without visiting psychiatrists, psychologists or counselors

Such were the days

We had freedom, success, disappointments and responsibilities. ..

Most of all, we learned to respect others

Are YOU from that generation?? If that's the case, email this to all your friends from the same era

Maybe this message will help them forget the stress that surrounds us these days.and just for a few moments puts a smile to their faces as they remember what life was really like in the good old days...

IQ TEST

To start press the BIG BLUE button

The RULES are as follows:

1, Only two people can travel at once

2, Daddy can not stay with the girls without the presence of the mother

3, Mum cant stay with the boys without the presence of the father

4, The arrested red-hair girl in stipy outfit cannot stay with any of the family members

5, Only the Police officer and the parents can drive the boat across the river

Click on the people you want to transport

To use the boat click on the red dots next to the boat

 

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