Friends Forever

If one day you feel like crying... Call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, But I can cry with you

 

If one day you want to run away-- Don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop... But I can run with you

 

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone... Call me. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet.

 

But if one day you call... And there is no answer... Come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you.

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4 magical things ..try it out.. u will be amazed

MAGIC #1

An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER

MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

Noticed the weird bug? No one
can explain!

MAGIC #3

Again this is something funny and can't be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself?

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)


And then press ENTER
And see the
magic?..!

Magic #4

Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad or MS Word, type that flight number i.e Q33N. Increase the font size to 72. Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the findings!!!…………………..

Taxes In India

What a Great job from Govt. of India !!!!!! for we Indians   
  
Must Read 
1) Qus.: What are you doing? 
Ans.: Business. 
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 
  
2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business? 
Ans.: Selling the Goods. 
Tax : PAY SALES TAX 
  
3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? 
Ans.: From other State/Abroad 
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 
  
4)     Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?  
Ans.: Profit. 
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX 
  
5)   Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? 
Ans :  By way of dividend 
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 
  
6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? 
Ans.: Factory. 
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY 
  
8)   Qus.: Do you have Staff? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 
  
9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX   ?  
Ans : No 
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 
  
10)  Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? 
Ans.:  Yes, for Salary. 
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX 
  
11)  Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? 
Ans.: Hotel 
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 
  
12)  Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX  
  
13)  Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX 
  
14)  Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? 
Ans.: Gift on birthday. 
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX 
  
15)  Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX 
  
16)  Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? 
Ans.: Cinema or Resort. 
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 
  
17)  Qus.: Have you purchased House? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE  
  
18)  Qus.: How you Travel? 
Ans.: Bus 
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE 
  
19)  Qus.: Any Additional Tax? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & 
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 
  
20)  Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? 
Ans.: Yes 
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 
  
21)  INDIAN :   Can I die now?? 
Ans : No,   wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX 

2) Petrol Price in INDIA 
Pakistan             Rs. 26 
Bangladesh        Rs. 22 
Cuba                  Rs. 19 
Nepal                  Rs. 34 
Burma                Rs. 30 
Afghanistan       Rs. 36 
INDIA              Rs. 63.40  
 
3) BASIC COST  PER 1 LITRE 16.50 
Centre tax    11.80% 
Excise duty     9.75% 
Vat cess               4% 
State tax             8 %  
Total     Rs.    50.05 
 
Now extra 13.35 Rs PER 1 LITRE .......????? 
 
What a Great job from Govt. of India …

Excellent.. Worth reading..!!

It Happens !!
.
.
I was in flight, was going to onsite once again. was very happy plane takes off,
n takes me to the sky. i looked outside the window, nice evening scene, feels like heaven.
i just lost myself in that beauty.
someone’s voice disturbed me

“excuse me sir, would you like to have something?”

i turned back, and was surprise to see my beautiful old schoolmate, Saakshi.

“Hey Saakshi, is that you, how come you… wow, you looks still the same,
pretty.. in this Air-hostess suit”



“Saurabh, wo…..w, I cant believe this is you.. ohh sorry I am on my job, will talk to you later”

she left smile on my face. I coudnt believe in my eyes, It reminded me my school days memories.
How crazy i was about her, always followed her after the school,
wrote love letters, but never dared to give one of them. Always looking at her in the class,
from last bench. she was the queen of our class. I fought with 2-3 other guys for her,
how stupid I was.

I coudnt stop myself, looking at her again, I was amazed to see that, she became more
beautiful then she were at school.

she too looked at me and smile, then she said something to her fellow air-hostess,
then they both started smiling.



I was clueless that wat happened. her colleague was also d a m n pretty.
Oh my god, today you fulfil one of my dream.

I thought of going there and having chat with her, but i knew that, its her job,
so I stopped myself.

again started looking outside the window.
we were above the clouds making an awesome scene outside,
also inside, because of her smile.

I got some courage, and pretended that I am going towards toilet.
I looked at her, she understood what I desired.

she came toward me and said : “extremly sorry yaar, I couldnt talk to you much,
so say how are you, where have you been these many years, and whats your success story?
for what purpose you are going?”

“hmmm…

i was always there, it was you who left everything after school,
i searched you, so many places wherever i could, but no existence of you.
then i completed my college, got a job in such a nice company,
i didnt know, my company will give me this much, still i m going for an onsite
job, dont know when will return back. you know, i got everything in my life except
someone, with whom i can actually share my world, my success.

someone…”

i looked straight into her eyes.. those blue eyes, i think she got the answer,
who is that ’someone’

with some pain in her eyes, she said,
“sorry got to go,will give you my number”

i again, sat back to my seat,very silent, looking outside, and hoping some answer.
it was dark outside by that time, some thunder in cloud, just like inside my heart.

then suddenly, plane started getting hiccups.. everone got scared..
i saw Saakshi running towards mic, she made an announcement,



that dont be panic
as they are facing a storm outside.



but plane started shaking badly, everyone started feeling its the last moment of their lives…

i keep on watching Saakshi, and she to me…

then something hit my back hard.. and there was a complete darkness in front of me..
deep silent, but i could still feel the shaking plane, and people’s scream..

then someone shouted… ‘Saaaauuuuraaabhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!’



“Saurabh, wake up you are again sleeping in office, wake up, i need that report urgently”



D a m n .. I looked here-there, same ODC, no Onsite, no plane.. no Saakshi..
I stared at my PM in anger.. Because of you only, that plane crashed!!

I still dont know, why it happens daily between 2 to 3……. J J ……