Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : ? 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) ? Bike rides each duration 1 hour ? Trips to National Highways ? 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple ? Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days ? Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- ? 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) ? Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining the probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to full time Girlfriend) Plz NOTE: 1. Only females. 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions. There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. Search,,,,,, , never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher- exp/age. Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

Last 50 days – Yet another love story

Last 50 days – Yet another love story

EPISODE 1

It was another monotonous start of the week for every IT employee. IT employees hate Mondays, as you all know, but I was a bit different. I loved working on all days.  I worked in a top IT company’s SEZ facility. I had completed my graduation and joined through campus recruitment.  During college days, I had wanted to study further for my masters. But due to certain family situations and problems I had decided to defer my idea. It’s been 9 months since I joined this company. Though software life was highly monotonous, I loved working only because of the girl I loved so much.

I won’t describe as the most beautiful person in the world, but anyone can fall for her smile. Fair, slim, medium height and she doesn’t apply make-up which is the best thing I like about her. Very casual and carefree, highly friendly and wow when she enters the office it’s like the whole office glitters. She also greets everyone with that beautiful smile. Even my manager who keeps his face long and harsh manages to wear that smile when she greets him. I had always wondered if I could tell her how beautiful her smile was and how much I loved her. But as in all love stories, I didn’t have the courage to even stand in front of her. Whenever someone called her for help like “Hey Anu, can you please come here and help me?”, something would burn inside me and I would want to go and bash the person who called her.

Anu aka Anushka is that girl who keeps my life going despite the daily work pressure. One look at her and all the tension in me went away. She was a north Indian and would mostly converse in Hindi. She was quite an extrovert and pretty famous. Yeah of course, I was just the opposite. I was a South Indian spoke nothing but Tamil and very bad English. I was a total introvert and stuck to my gang of friends and of course I was hardly famous.

It was the end of product release, and hardly anyone worked.  Majority of them were chatting, reading mails, etc. I was reading the community page in the office website where employees would paste different stories from different genres. Many of them were love stories. I was applying for universities for my master’s degree. I had decided the day Anu entered the office, that she’s the girl with whom I want to live. She got transferred from Noida to Bangalore and I was lucky enough to see her in my life, in my office, in my project and in my floor.

I was seated at the middle of the ODC, first floor while she was seated at the end corner of the ODC. She would walk past me whenever she went for breaks or at the end of the day. Those few seconds while she passed me was the reason I came regularly to office without putting leave. She was very professional, sincere and punctual. She generally prefers wearing casuals than chudis.

Days were moving fast and still I was happy to see her than talk to her. My friends collected all details about her at the initial stages and I had a big blow. She was a year and a half elder than me. This was seriously a very big blow to me and all my dreams were shattered. In life one of the biggest strengths are friends. They encouraged me a lot to proceed with Anu despite the fact that she is elder than me. There after I became even more interested in her.

Every day, I would try to talk to her. But what could I possibly talk? There wasn’t anything common between us. But still I had too. I was thinking of many ways of approaching her like a gentle smile and a hello, offer her a chocolate and lie that it was my birthday, asking her a doubt about the project, etc. I was all set to talk to her the next day.

That night, I checked my mails. I had received admit from a university. I was damn happy.  But I felt something punching my stomach. I remembered that I had to leave my office and most importantly I had to leave Anu.

The next day, I dressed up very neatly much better than the normal days. My expectations were at the peak. I entered office at 9:00am. It became 9.30... 10:00am and still Anu hadn’t come to office. Time went on very slow and it became 12:30pm. I had decided that she had been on leave for the day. I was totally disappointed.

The same day I had scheduled a meeting with my manager, to tell him about my plan of pursuing higher studies. The meeting was at evening 4:00pm. I spoke to my manager in the meeting room and he was quite cool about me resigning. He also informed me about the notice period of two months. He told that there was exactly 50 days more for my last working day. My manager said “All the best for the LAST 50 DAYS.”

EPISODE 2

THE LAST 50 DAYS, it kept ringing on my head. I was about to leave the room when my manager asked, “Raghav are you going to inform our team mates?” I replied him with a nod and left the room. My mind was fully occupied by Anu. I had only 50 days left to tell Anu how much I longed for her companionship, how much I loved her. Suddenly I realised 50 days was too much of a time and that I could easily express my love. I prayed god that it should work out fine for me.

The whole evening at home, I read books, saw movies on Love. I even searched youtube to find videos on how to propose to a girl. I didn’t want to waste any time and I wanted to propose to her the next day which was a Friday. People considered Friday as an auspicious day and I was no exception to that at least in Anu’s case.

DAY 1

Everything seemed special to me. I was looking at things in a new perspective. I left so happy that finally I gathered all courage to propose to the girl of my life. Daily, I would board the cab to my office and I would sleep as it’s about a hour and a half journey to the office. But that day, I couldn’t even think of sleeping. I was so damn excited and whenever I crossed temples I prayed for her well being and of course for the success of my love.

Just as I entered office, my friend called me. “What machi? You look so energetic today?” I just smiled at him and went to my cubicle. I didn’t have guts to see if she had come to office in front of everybody. So I checked her status in Office Communicator and she was available. It was 10:30 am and it was the tea break time for Anu. She went past me; she was wearing a red saree and was damn beautiful. She always wore ethnic wear on Friday which made my day even more special.

I immediately got up from my seat, locked my pc and started walking behind her. She passed the team leader’s cabin and manager’s cabin. Just when she was about to open the door, the manager called her inside. She went inside. Not knowing what to do as I was following her, I made a quite obvious detour to my friend Shiva’s cubicle. Shiva asked “Why are you following Anu like a Hutch dog?” I replied “I am planning to propose to her today, now to be precise but before that manager called her. It always happens like this, whenever I plan to talk to her someone intervenes.” Shiva said “It’s ok da machan, you’ll get a chance.” I said in a sad tone, “No da, I have already missed many chances. I don’t want to miss her forever. I am leaving the company in 49 days.”  The countdown had started.

I came back to my cubicle, I was very disappointed. After half an hour she came out of the manager’s cabin and she went passed me. I threw a smile at her but she didn’t even notice me. I was totally upset.

After one hour I received a mail. It was from Anushka Patel i.e. my Anu. I was so excited about it. When I opened the mail, I realised it was for the entire team. All my excitation dropped like a plummet. But the content of the mail was promising enough. It was about a team outing to a theme park in the outskirts of Bangalore named “Wonder La”. The outing was scheduled next weekend. I thought it was the best opportunity to propose to her. I thanked god for the opportunity.

The day ended on a great note. I was about to leave for the day, when one of my colleagues called her. I was cursing him very badly for calling my Anu. She started walking towards his cubicle and my colleague started walking towards her. I felt like a dumb spectator of a love scene when two lovers walk slowly towards each other. Both of them stopped in front of my cubicle. He was talking something about the team outing and for a good ten minutes time I was able to see Anu doing all kind of gestures like smiling, waving her hands, stroking her hair, etc. Everything was damn cute.

Finally I blessed my colleague for giving me the opportunity to see her continuously for ten minutes. I started with Shiva to the bus stand. It was going to be a long weekend without seeing my Anu.

TO BE CONTINUED... :-)