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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Nokia useful codes

 

*#2820#-Bluetooth device add.
*#7780#-software reset and restore factory settings.
*#0000#-shows version.
*#06#-IMEI.
*#92702689#-warranty.
*#7760#-manufacturers code.
*#21#-call divert number.
*#2640#-security code/
*3370#-increase call quality/
*#8110#-software version/
*#7370#-Hard format/

Monday, December 26, 2011

‎15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

 
‎15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can
't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth

Friday, December 23, 2011

Why This Kolavari Di Kannada Version

 
Hey boys, I am sing song..boys song..hit song
yaakee kolemele kolemele kole hudugi||
rhythm correct..
yaakee kolemele kolemele kole hudugi
maintain this
yakee kolegalu......hudugi.
distancula rose-u rose-u..rose-u coloru red-u..
red-u background heart-u heart-u..
heart-u color-u dark-u..
yaakee kolemele kolemele kole hudugi||
black-u skin-u male-u male-u..male-u heart-u white-u
heart-u heart-u mate-u mate-u aadru hudugaru tight-u..
yaakee kolemele kolemele kole hudugi||
sisya...bottle thogo, haagene kaiyalli glass hidko
papapapa papapapa papapapapapapa
super sisya ready..ready ond yerd moor naak
waa...yentha changeo sisya
ok sisya ega tune changeu..
mansall preeti..only englishu..
heartall love-u..love-al novvu..
night-u full-u cheers-u..
empty heart-u girl-u come-u..heart-u full-u virus-u
girl-u girl-u o my girl-u..u showed me hell-u
bill-u bill-u excess bill-u i want to clear now-u
dad-u i am drinking now-u, she is happy now-u
this-u song-u for poor boys
v don have choice-u
yaakee kolemele kolemele kole hudugi||||

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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Which Baby are You?

JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. .

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others

APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others.Understanding. Fun to be around.Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. 

MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted . Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. 

JUNE BABY
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! 

JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST BABY
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent.  strong willed. a fighter. 

SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month,hold on to them because their one of a kind. 

DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Reason, Season, or Lifetime

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.

When you figure out which one it is,

you will know what to do for each person.

When someone is in your life for a REASON,

it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.

They have come to assist you through a difficulty;

to provide you with guidance and support;

to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.

They may seem like a godsend, and they are.

They are there for the reason you need them to be.

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,

this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.

Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.

Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done.

The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON,

because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.

They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.

They may teach you something you have never done.

They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.

Believe it. It is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons;

things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.

Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person,

and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.

It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

— Unknown

Thursday, December 15, 2011

A previous program installation created pending file operations on the installation machine. You must restart the computer before running setup.

You get an error “A previous program installation created pending file operations on the installation machine. You must restart the computer before running setup.” while installing SQL ? Follow the below instructions for the solution

  1. Exit the installer and then :
  2. Click START, RUN type regedit
  3. Go to the following key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager
  4. Delete PendingFileRenameOperations
  5. Start the install process again.

This will solve the above problem.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

This is what a girl's love is! Beautiful but Heart Throbbing ShortStory... Do read it...


Whatever  Happens  Life  Should  Go  On....

A nice Story...........
Hi All,
Below is a story that was written by an IT employee in a "short story
contest"...
It’s a story of a Brahmin gal who loved a non-Brahmin and due to father’s
compulsion married a Brahmin guy and leading a perfect life with little
happiness!!
This may be a story written in a contest, but the content, characters and
the sentences of the story were "Heart Throbbing" and "Breath Taking"...

Please do read it completely, it takes around 15 mins... But, I say, its
really worth reading this story... This may even lead to a change of
attitude or the character or the mindset in you, in the future...

 (Some tamil words included)...
      Hi folks, here's my entry to the much talked about short story
      contest. The story is not short though, I apologise!
      When I thought of this story, I envisaged it and almost started
      writing this in Tamil but only then did I realise that my written
      Tamil is not upto the mark. ( Well, am not claiming my English is
      excellent, but it's relatively better than my Tamil) In fact, even
      after I finished writing it, I still felt the story belongs to
      Tamil!! Will mail it to my aunt and get it reincarnated in Tamil.
      Pssst, the most operative name in this story, I ripped from Thevar
      Magan ;) It somehow signified a lot to me!

      Dearest Appa,
      27th Jan'1965
      Hope this letter finds you, Amma, Raji and Seenu in good health.  The
      weather here in New York City is icy cold.  But Avar sollraar- I have
      missed this winter's biting cold. I still wish I had seen the snow…
      But then, I still wish I had not left Trichy at all. I do miss
      Trichy, Appa. You, Amma, Raji, Seenu, pakkatthaathu Rama, Vikatan,
      Ucchi Pillaiyaar Koil, filter coffee, Holy Cross College, the Physics
      Department and of course Sakthi. I know you wish I hadn't brought his
      name in this letter.But not to worry Appa, I understand that you got
      me married to Visu because you thought it was best for your daughter.
      I still remember Amma wiping her silent tears with her madisaar
      thalappu and you shouting at me the day I told you about Sakthi.
      Later, when the initial shock wore off you patiently listed umpteen
      reasons why I should not marry Sakthi. I agree Appa, that 20 is too
      young to decide, that Raji and Seenu would have been affected greatly
      by my 'mistake', the Agrahaaram would have scoffed at you… a meat
      eater was not a good match for someone who had never even tasted
      onion and garlic. The reasons were innumerous. I knew you'd still
      have objected and offered other reasons even if he had become a
      Dhigambara monk. Visu on the other hand, wore a poonal, he is the son
      of Neelakanta Sastri, an Engineer and he researched about computers
      which is what made you jump for this alliance. Am not complaining
      Appa, Visu is a nice man.
      Tell Amma that I could not try her kozhakkattai recipe this Pongal
      because coconuts were too expensive and Avar nenacchar that it was
      ridiculous. Anyway, we went out on Sankaranthi day and dined out. He
      thought it would be a good idea to invite the Chatterjees also. But I
      didn't speak Bengali and Mrs.Chatterjee spoke English in an accent
      that comes with living years in America. Hence I made myself busy
      with the menu card. They ordered various species of fish,shrimp and a
      lot more of items I had never seen in my life. I ordered orange juice
      and a sandwich. The other diners thought it was queer coming to a
      seafood restaurant and settling for a sandwich. That day, I learnt
      that Avar prefer pannradhu beef, pork, bacon and seafood. Do you
      know, Appa… Sakthi gave up meat because of me? I didn't ask, he just
      did. But then, Sakthi is not Neelakanta Sastri's son and that made it
      imposible for Subramania Iyer's daughter Kalyani to marry him.
      I will keep you posted on what happens here. I don't think I can make
      it to Seenu's Upanayanam. Tell Amma not to get me a pattu podavai for
      the poonal, I don't use them here. I wore it once and felt like a
      clown here.
                                                      Your loving daughter,
                                                                   Kalyani.

      Dearest Appa,
      20th Oct'1968
      We are fine here. Gautam is speaking his first words and I swear they
      sounded like 'Dosai'. But Visu claims it's just gibberish. From your
      previous letter, I gather that pakkathatthu Rama is married and
      settled in Jamshedpur. Nice to know that. Please find out her address
      from Saarada maami and write it to me. I want to keep in touch with
      her. I hope Raji is happy with her husband in Madras. I spoke to her
      last month, great to know that she has a phone. Do tell Seenu to
      study well and prepare for his school final exams. Raji also told me
      that Sakthi is married now. I wish him good luck, but I could not
      convey the message to him. Raji refused to be the messenger and I
      know you have severed ties with Sakthi's father, your long term
      friend Sankaravel, thanks to me. I hear his wife is his cousin… He
      must have succumbed to his mother's wishes.
      How did Avani Avittam go? Visu's mother gave me a bunch of new
      poonals for Avani Avittam but Visu was in Boston that day. He
      wouldn't have used it anyway, I haven't seen him wear one in the last
      three years. Gautam is now playing with the spool of thread- mere
      thread it is, what else can I call it? Gautam will not even know what
      it signifies, I guess. Visu is making sure Gautam grows up listening
      to English only. He says it will make his life easier. But I do read
      out passages from Ponniyin Selvan and Bharathiyaar's poetry when I am
      alone with him. It's more of reading to myself, I guess. I actually
      got that poetry book as a present from Sakthi, it still has his
      scrawling signature in the first page.
      By the way, Visu saw that book and asked me about Sakthi, I told him.
      Hold your breath Appa, he didn't throw me out of the house. He is a
      good man, no question. He said it is okay and that he doesn't mind.
      And then he told me of his American girlfriend whom he was once in
      love with, when he first reached America- Amy, a fellow Researcher
      who was in a brief relationship with Visu when she was in New York.
      They lived together for 3 months and decided against marriage,
      somehow. Amy once dropped home when she was in New York. Nice lady,
      she was.
      Ask Amma to send me Sambar Podi for this whole year. My friend Sudha
      is coming to Madras next week. Ask Seenu to catch the Rockfort
      Express and give it to her. I will collect it from her here.
                                                      Your loving daughter,
                                                                   Kalyani.


      Dearest Appa,
      3rd June'1974
      We have arrived here safely. After two months in India, I find it
      hard to adjust back to normal life here. Gautam and Ranjana demand
      vadai,paayasam and vaazhai ilai here. Visu's relieved to be back in
      America. I left a set of my books there. If it's not in Trichy it
      must be in Visu's parents' place. If you find them, safeguard them
      until my next trip. They mean a lot to me since they were gifts from
      Sakthi. By the way, Appa, I found out Sakthi's present address in
      Madras from Rama and Saarada maami. I wrote to him. I am extremely
      proud to know that Dr.Sakthivel is a cardiologist much in demand
      there in Madras. He was thrilled to hear from me after so long. You
      know what he has named his daughters? Kalyani and Raagamaalika.
      He called me. You know what, he's still a practising vegetarian,
      Appa. He didn't revert back just because he lost me… He asked me if I
      still sang and whether Gautam and Ranjana could sing. I could see a
      proud father in him, when he claimed his daughters could sing upto Ra
      ra Venu Gopala. That's when I remembered that I was once a good
      singer. I wonder why I stopped singing, wonder why I never exposed
      the kids to Music and Dance. But then, I realize that I had buried
      all that deep inside me when I left Trichy; after bidding farewell to
      my best Rasika, actually. Sakthi. After the call, I tried singing
      'Kurai Onrum Illai'. I could not rquite reach Charanam, because of
      the lack of practice and more importantly because of the tears that
      filmed my eyes and the constriction in my throat.  I sang to Visu and
      the kids one of these days. Though Gautam was impressed, father and
      daughter could not just wait for me to finish!
      By the way, next time some friend comes to India, send me a Sruthi
      Box. I would like to start singing again.
                                                      Your loving daughter,
                                                                   Kalyani.
      Dearest Appa,
      14th Aug 1978
      Just back after our tour to California. Find our photos, picture
      postcards attached herewith. After you are done with showing all
      family members,relatives, friends and neighbours, pass them to Visu's
      parents. It was a welcome break for the four of us. But I missed my
      paattu class students all along and was happy to resume the classes
      again last evening. Did I mention in my previous letter, before we
      left on the tour - I finally got my driving license here. I sent a
      few photos to Sakthi too. He has sent me quite a few records and
      cassettes. I loved it! I'm reminded of AIR, almost! I'm circulating
      them among my friends too. And of course, playing them for my
      students too. They are picking up beautifully. Funny news is, I, a
      Tamilian, is teaching Telugu and Sanskrit kritis to a cross section
      of Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada,Telugu, Marathi, Bengali students in an
      English speaking nation.
      The music sessions have resulted in a reborn Kalyani, Appa. Thanks to
      Sakthi, really. I would have never taken it up had it not been for
      his reminder.  I am now thinking of what life would have been like if
      I had indeed married him. I would have of course lost you and Amma.
      But right now, with this life in America, Visu and these monthly
      letters to you, Rama, Raji and Seenu what have i gained?  I don't
      find an answer, Appa. Neither do I think I ever will. Again, as I
      have always reiterated, Visu is a good man, no complaints there. He
      is every bit the son in law you wanted. Researcher, American Post
      Graduate Degree holder, a dutiful husband and father,earning a
      comfortable income. I know it is too much to ask for anything else.
      That is a fantasy I left midway in my life… Once upon a time in
      Trichy with someone else.
                                                      Your loving daughter,
                                                                   Kalyani.

      Dearest Appa,
      14th Apr'1984
                           Met Dr.Sakthivel after 19 years… He had come to
      New York for business purposes and paid me a visit. Visu and the kids
      welcomed him home with great pleasure. And they liked him too. In
      fact, they did most of the talking initially. And of course, he got
      me a whole load of books, cassettes, Mysore Paak and lots more.
                                                      Your loving daughter,
                                                                   Kalyani.

      Dearest Appa,
      20th Jan' 1990
      I just went through all these letters lying in my closet draw for
      years together. These are letters I started writing to you and then
      decided not to post. For obvious reasons. I could not mention Sakthi
      to you even though I was itching to. Not because I was afraid to
      invite your wrath. I just did not have the heart to hurt you, I know
      these letters would have hurt you. Because deep inside, I know you
      were disturbed- you knew Sakthi was a good man, you knew he was a man
      of substance, yet you didn't want to go further. Society, I know.
      Family… I know…  And all these letters would have only wounded you
      more. Today, 2 years after your death, and 6 months after Dr.
      Sakthivel's untimely death in a road accident, I somehow felt like
      re-reading all these letters. To me, all these unstamped, unposted
      letters mean a life that could have been.
      Kalyani Viswanathan.

Friday, December 09, 2011

Rare Childhood Photos of bollywood stars

Kangana Ranaut!!
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Katrina Kaif
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Imran Khan
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Aaamir

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Aftab

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Amitabh
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Asin

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Deepika Padukone

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Esha Deol

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Genelia

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Hrithik

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Juhi

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Kareena and Karishma

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Rani Mukherjee

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Sanjay Dutt

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Shahid
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Shammi Kapoor

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Sridevi

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Sonam Kapoor

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SRK

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Why ppl want Training in INFOSYS MYSORE CAMPUS????

These are all just FEW items available for recreation in Mysore Infosys campus, can u believe this??

GYM

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AEROBICS ROOM

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BADMINTON COURT

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BOWLING ALLEY

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CRICKET GROUND

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FOOTBALL GROUND

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BASKET BALL COURT

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SWIMMING POOL

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POOL N SNOOKER

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SQUASH

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TABLE TENNINS

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VOLLEY BALL

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YOGA ROOM

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FELT STRESSED ? GO N GET A MASSAGE FROM THE SALOON OR WATCH A MOVIE IN THE MULTIPLEX AVALIBLE IN THE MYSORE DC CAMPUS .

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The 8 biggest brain damaging habits

1) No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2) Overeacting

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.

3) Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4) Air Pollution

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.

5) Sleep Deprivation

Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

6) Head covered while sleeping

Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

7) Working your brain during illness

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

8) Lacking in stimulating thoughts

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Assumptions about you if you’re an IT Guy in your Family circle

After lots of meet ups with non-IT friends, relatives, strangers etc, you will notice that the moment you say that you are an IT guy, they have already made some assumptions about you.

Myth #1: If you haven't been onsite ...u are a loser Uncle: "Nee 3 years ah IT company la work panra la?" Me: Yes uncle .........." Uncle: "Ne onsite pogaliya?" Me: "Illa uncle, project la onsite requirement illa” Uncle: "Aana andha Deepak ah parattanum pa..avan chinna village lendhu vandhavan, nalla college kuda illa,, avanoda hard work kaaga avana US anupirukaanga!" Aaaha! That’s the problem. People think that the smarty pants are sent on site while the loser ones are the people left behind in India. So the assumption is that if you haven't been on site then you don't work hard nor you have any sincerity and... ok that's enough for now.

Myth #2: If you are not in the biggies... u are a loser Auntyji : "Thambi, endha company pa nee?"......"avalo kelvi pattadhu illaye"....."enga irukku?" Aunty: "HP la lam unakku kedaikkaliya enna?" (in short: "nee second grade company la dhaana irukka") Then I have to make efforts to tell them how I actually work in a much niche technology. In case the opposite person is technologically sane then I give him some product development 'funda' (arrogance).

Myth #3: You can fix any computer…and calculator and may be clocks too Most of the computer engineers around must have at least once gone to a friend's place only to fix his /her comp. The task can be from installing a software (next..next.. finish) to fixing a computer which gives electric shocks when its metal areas are touched.

Myth #4: You have lots of money Once I met up with my friends from school ...from various fields. I just mentioned that it is such a pain to go to office nowadays and said that I wanted to buy a car. Friend1: "what problem do u have man .. u are an IT waala" Friend2: "Nee Honda CRV vaangu da" Me: "CRV!! Dei CRV illa da VCR vaanga kooda en kitta kaasu illa! Even after 5 minutes of convincing them weren't getting convinced. .

Myth #5: Coding means sitting in front of the computer During my college days , my classmate had an encounter with a guy from mechanical dept: Mech guy: "Your Computer engineering is a big nautanki.... four years You learn the same grey dabba... and all you ppl do is sit nicely in front Of that dabba and punch the keys" Well I don't completely disagree

Myth #6: One more thing which oldies say : " Now you work in such a big company , you are settled , you should marry now !! " OMG this salary is not enough for one poor soul.. how to handle two ???

Myth #7: In Diwali...u get questions like......"Are you gonna get a bonus this Diwali.....??" And when we reply in the negative.....they seem so surprised...!!!!!!!

Myth #8: A common issue that I have seen: When I tell anybody that I work with ABC company , many times I get a reply "My son/daughter/relative Mr/Ms XXX also works in ABC. You must be knowing him/her" and if I answer in the negative, they feel disappointed (they think.....may b nobody wants to knows me). How to explain to them that there are around thousands of employees in my company, and I cannot know everybody in my Project, forget about knowing everybody in the company. L LoLzzzzzzz

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