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Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around,
went out to the forest and started catching them..

The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at
Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50!

However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50. "

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!

 

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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You.... (This made me cry)

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.
7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.
9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: "I cannot bear to watch" or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.

By: Gowtham Parasuraman

Lovely Story

A Boy and a Girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..:(
Boy was Upset so much;
and he couldn't Stop his Tears.
He kept on Crying Day and Night..:'(
Many People gave Sympathy,
but no Argument could Stop His Tears.
One Night He Slept and had a Dream;
He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of Her age.
He felt Relax..
But He Noticed that every Girl was in Fairy Dress;
and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands,
but his GF had a Candle which was not Lightened..!
He asked Her:
"Y Ur Candle is not Lightened?"
She said:
"Whenever I enlighten My Candle;
Ur Tears fall on it..! Please Stop Crying..."

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HAAN, MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...

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HAAN,
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...
Zindagi Ka Har Sitam Main Sehta Hoon.
Majbooriyon Me Bhi Khush Rehta Hoon.
Chand Boondon Se Pet Bhar Leta Hoon.
Kyuki
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...

Thandi Me Thithoor Leta Hoon,
Barsaat Me Bheeg Leta Hoon,
Garmi Paaon Jalaati Hai …To
Patthro Pe Main So Leta Hoon.
Kyuki
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...

Kabhi Sabzi, To Kabhi Kuchh Na Mile,
Namak, Roti Pe Main Jee Leta Hoon,
Zakham Chahay Jaisa Bhi Ho,
Thori Haldi Main Laga Leta Hoon,
Kyuki
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...

Ek Kameez, Ek Patloon,
Roz Bina Saboon Main Dhota Hoon,
Bhari Dukaano Ki Ronak Dekh,
Aksar Khush Main Ho Leta Hoon,
Kyuki
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...

Gham Bhi Bahot Hai.. Dard Bhi Hai..
Dil Me Sab Dabaa Leta Hoon,
Kabhi Akele, To Kabhi Sab k Samne,
Aankhon Se Ansoo Pochh Leta Hoon,
Kyuki
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON...
MAIN GHAREEB KA BETA HOON... :'( :(

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This is why indians performed anywhere

A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby.

Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first
one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked. "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor, still busy with his work. "Where are you going to install the idol?"

The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high. "If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked. The sculptor stopped work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency...

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