3 Idiots ( Facebook Version ) - #MustRead

This happened during Admin recruiting session for the FB page

Rancho - *Smiling*

Teacher- "Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain?"

Rancho - "Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...aj Ban gaya hu..bohot maza aa raha hai"

Teacher- "Zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nai hai...Tell me What is a POST?"

Rancho- "Anything that is posted on Facebook..is Post Sir"

Teacher- "Can you Please elaborate?"

Rancho- "Sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai ,post hai sir...Ghumne... -gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me Comment ,ek second me like! Comment-like.. comment-like"
Teacher- "Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge?Comment- -like comment like...."

"Hey chatur tum batao"

Chatur- "Pictures,texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating
system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post..."

Teacher- "Excellent!"

Rancho- "par sir maine bhi toh vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein..."

Teacher- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twiter ke pages k admin bano... :@

Rancho- Par sir dusre sites bhi toh..

Teacher-Get out!

Rancho- why sir?

teacher- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye

Rancho goes out and Comes Back*

Teacher- kya hua?

Rancho- kuch Bhul gya tha sir

Teacher- Kya?

Rancho- An Utility button given to us, to protect our Private data i.e pictures messages or personal Information for being
stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!

Teacher- seedha seedha nai bol sakte the?!

Rancho- thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya... :P

Source:Facebook

Thank God It's Monday - Self Check

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

MORAL:
The problem may not be with the other one as we always think, could be very much within us..! We are busy finding faults in others but we forget to identify the faults within..!

Friendship in love may die, but love in friendship never dies.. ♥♥♥

When everyone else turns away their face, a friend provides you his shoulder.

Many people start neglecting their friends when they are in a relationship. They go on listening to their partner and start distancing themselves from their friends.

The friends shed a silent tear and start staying away from their path. But, when the relationship begins to wane, you don't have anyone else but your friends. ♥

That friend will still listen to you and will happily provide you with his/her shoulder to cry upon. That friend will never argue on why you didn't call him/her or why you don't give them time.

Friends are those amazing people who would always be there. When you have butterflies in your stomach after talking to your crush or when you need a shoulder to cry when your partner hurts you.. ♥

They would never let you do stupid things alone. I am so lucky to have friends who know the lyrics of the song in my heart and sing it back to me when I forget it.

Love your friends because they truly are god's angels in disguise. ♥

Source:.facebook.com/harshal1458