ನೋಡಿದೆ ನಾನೊಂದು ಬಣ್ಣದ ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಅದನ್ನೇ ಹಿಡಿಯಲು ಆಸೆ ಪಟ್ಟೆ
ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಮಾತನಾಡಿಸಿ ನಾ ಬಿಟ್ಟ
ಮಾತನಾಡಿಸಿದ ಮೇಲೆ ಇಷ್ಟ ಪಟ್ಟೆ
ಅದರಲ್ಲೇ ನನ್ನ ಜೀವ ಇಟ್ಟೆ
ಅದರಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋಗಿ ತುಂಬಾ ಕಷ್ಟ ಪಟ್ಟೆ
ಪಾಪ ಅದಕ್ಕೂ ತುಂಬಾ ಕಷ್ಟ ಕೊಟ್ಟೆ
ಮನಸಲ್ಲೇ ಅದನ್ನ ಬಚ್ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
ನನ್ನುಸಿರೇ ಅದು ಎಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಅದರಲ್ಲೇ ಹೃದಯಾನ ಒತ್ತಿಟ್ಟೆ
ತಿಳಿದು ನಾನು ಜಾರಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಜಾರಿದಾಗ ಮನಸ್ಸಿಗಾದ ಗಾಯ ಮುಚ್ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಒಬ್ಬರೆದರು ಮಾತ್ರ ನೋವು ಬಿಚ್ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಆಗ ತಿಳಿಯಿತು ಅದೊಂದು ಹಾರುವ ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
ತಿಳಿದಾಗ ತುಂಬಾ ತುಂಬಾ ದುಃಖ ಪಟ್ಟೆ
ಹಾಗೋ ಹೀಗೋ ಅದನ್ನ ಮರೆತು ಬಿಟ್ಟೆ
ಇಂತಿ ನಿನ್ನ ಬೇಡವಾದ ಚಿಟ್ಟೆ
-- ಮಹೇಶ್ವರ ರೆಡ್ಡಿ ಒಂಕಾರಂ
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
OOPs
Infosys employee Mohan’s personal mobile rang when he was in office, on a boring Monday afternoon.
“Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla…”
“ Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go on”
“Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers, discounts in ..(blah blah blah)”
“hmm.. oh ok.. nice”
“not only that ithas provisions for emi …(blah blah blah blah)”
“wow..thats great…”
She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks
“So, sir, would you like to have one?”
“Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don’t mind? “
“No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir.”
Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and other banks’ cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge ,for more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.
“Very cool, sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? ”
“Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day” says with a bit of frustration.
“Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that’s why he is in Infosys, the software giant” she thinks.
For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and stuffs like those for hours together.
On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally
“Sir , now would you like to buy?”
“Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested now , please. I m sorry”
“Sir, but you told u were in need of this”
“Yes, but that was on Monday. Please , I am sorry. ”
“Ohh ok LLL” she says , all disappointed. “Anyway, sir, please atleast fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the “Reason for Rejection” part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at least”
“Sure . send it at [email protected]”
The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her frustrations, she finds the “Reason for Rejection” column filled as ‘ I don’t need it as my wife is back from her native’ .
Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.
“Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually means. Please, I m not getting it”
“Oh that one… Listen. Actually , I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were explaining it for hours together , I , on an average , got around 20 to 25 rupees everyday . Using that , I used to call my wife who had been to her native. As she is now back , I no longer need it. Your “CREDIT” card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover , wen u r in a company like this , u analyze a lot about how to save money !! “
“Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla…”
“ Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go on”
“Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers, discounts in ..(blah blah blah)”
“hmm.. oh ok.. nice”
“not only that ithas provisions for emi …(blah blah blah blah)”
“wow..thats great…”
She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks
“So, sir, would you like to have one?”
“Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don’t mind? “
“No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir.”
Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and other banks’ cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge ,for more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.
“Very cool, sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? ”
“Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day” says with a bit of frustration.
“Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that’s why he is in Infosys, the software giant” she thinks.
For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and stuffs like those for hours together.
On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally
“Sir , now would you like to buy?”
“Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested now , please. I m sorry”
“Sir, but you told u were in need of this”
“Yes, but that was on Monday. Please , I am sorry. ”
“Ohh ok LLL” she says , all disappointed. “Anyway, sir, please atleast fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the “Reason for Rejection” part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at least”
“Sure . send it at [email protected]”
The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her frustrations, she finds the “Reason for Rejection” column filled as ‘ I don’t need it as my wife is back from her native’ .
Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.
“Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually means. Please, I m not getting it”
“Oh that one… Listen. Actually , I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were explaining it for hours together , I , on an average , got around 20 to 25 rupees everyday . Using that , I used to call my wife who had been to her native. As she is now back , I no longer need it. Your “CREDIT” card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover , wen u r in a company like this , u analyze a lot about how to save money !! “
Author: unknown
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Shakira - Waka Waka Lyrics
The song was officially chosen as the anthem of FIFA World Cup 2010. About this Shakira said “I am honored that ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ was chosen to be part of the excitement and the legacy of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. The FIFA World Cup is a miracle of global excitement, connecting every country, race, religion and condition around a single passion. It represents an event that has the power to unite and integrate, and that’s what this song is about.” Shakira continued, “African music is so inspiring and is poised to take its place on the global pop culture stage. I was proud to be able to work with one of South Africa’s most acclaimed groups, Freshlyground.
Oooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh
You're a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle
You're on the front line
Everyone's watching
You know it's serious
We are getting closer
This isn't over
The pressure is on
You feel it
But you got it all
Believe it
When you fall get up, oh oh
If you fall get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Listen to your God
This is our motto
Your time to shine
Don't wait in line
Y vamos por todo
People are raising
Their expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations
Today's your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Beleive it
If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
(Lady Singing)
Voice: Tsamina mina, Anawa a a
Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina, Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
(2x) This time for Africa
(2x) We're all Africa
Monday, June 07, 2010
Mathematical Teaser
All,
A little something to wake up your brain ... !!!!! J J
This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
* If you're a Finance Consultant, you should be able to solve it in (under) 1 minutes,
* if you're an engineer, in 10 mins;
* if you're a doctor, in 1 hours;
* if you're a Tools Consultant, in 1 months and
* If you're a lawyer, probably never.
The answer is the password to open the spreadsheet that is attached to this email. If you figure it out, open the spreadsheet, type your name in, save it and resend it to your friends.
What is the value of the second row?
[
[
[
ö
= 11
ö
Y
ö
Ù
= ?
Ù
Y
Ù
Ù
= 11
ö
ö
ö
[
= 9
= 8
= 21
= 8
= 7
What is the value of the second row?
--
A little something to wake up your brain ... !!!!! J J
This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
* If you're a Finance Consultant, you should be able to solve it in (under) 1 minutes,
* if you're an engineer, in 10 mins;
* if you're a doctor, in 1 hours;
* if you're a Tools Consultant, in 1 months and
* If you're a lawyer, probably never.
The answer is the password to open the spreadsheet that is attached to this email. If you figure it out, open the spreadsheet, type your name in, save it and resend it to your friends.
What is the value of the second row?
[
[
[
ö
= 11
ö
Y
ö
Ù
= ?
Ù
Y
Ù
Ù
= 11
ö
ö
ö
[
= 9
= 8
= 21
= 8
= 7
All,
A little something to wake up your brain ...!!!!! J J
This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
* If you're a Finance Consultant, you should be able to solve it in (under) 1 minutes,
* if you're an engineer, in 10 mins;
* if you're a doctor, in 1 hours;
* if you're a Tools Consultant, in 1 months and
* If you're a lawyer, probably never.
The answer is the password to open the spreadsheet that is attached to this email. If you figure it out, open the spreadsheet, type your name in, save it and resend it to your friends.
This is a mathematical challenge, and it's been said that:
* If you're a Finance Consultant, you should be able to solve it in (under) 1 minutes,
* if you're an engineer, in 10 mins;
* if you're a doctor, in 1 hours;
* if you're a Tools Consultant, in 1 months and
* If you're a lawyer, probably never.
The answer is the password to open the spreadsheet that is attached to this email. If you figure it out, open the spreadsheet, type your name in, save it and resend it to your friends.
What is the value of the second row?
[ | [ | [ | ö | = 11 |
ö | Y | ö | Ù | = ? |
Ù | Y | Ù | Ù | = 11 |
ö | ö | ö | [ | = 9 |
= 8 | = 21 | = 8 | = 7 |
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