Jab Tak Hai Jaan... (Parody-From an employee’s perspective…)

Mujhe Har waqt reporting mein busy rakhne ki teri mastiyan,
Mujhe break na dene ki gustakhiyaan,
Teri bedard overtime ki angdaiyaan,

Nahi bhoolunga main
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Mere Sick leave par approval na dena,
Mere external training se rukh modna,
Mere vacation leave application pe palat ke phir na dekhna,
Nahi maaf karunga main.
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Appraisal Discussions mein bedhadak tere funde se,
Baat baat pe bewajah tere escalation se,
Chhoti chhoti teri bachkani team-meeting se,
Na Mohabbat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Tere growth ke jhoothe kasme vaadon se,
Mere increment ke sulagte khwabon se,
Teri be-raham deadline se,
Nafrat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan..

frm Mohamed Zia...