More of Rajinikanth

* Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog
........ Later it was discovered that rajanikanth was smoking in india!!!!!!!!!!

* rajanikanth did his kg from seven different places..today those places are known as iits!!!!!!

* government of india pays tax to rajanikanth for living in india!!!!!!!

* rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus....................... The google was born!!!!

* think what would have happened if rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for independance....

* best rajani joke!!!!!!
Even ghajini remembers rajani!!!!

* an email was sent from mysore to bangalore
Rajanikanth stopped it at mandya ....

* why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

* once rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as
................
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Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* the pyramids in egypt are actually.................................
..........rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

* breaking news:
isro does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* why did rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
....................... To play carrom!!!!!!

* before tom cruise, rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible, but rajani refused as he found the title insulting..

* rajnikanths next project. Titanic in tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the atlantic ocean with heroine in one hand and... Titanic in the other.