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Friday, February 18, 2011

Some interesting real laws in life


   Tell me which of these laws you have come across yet


    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
    move faster than the one you are in now.




    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
    an engaged one.


    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
    grease, your nose will begin to itch.


    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
    least accessible corner.




    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
    because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.




    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
    rings.




    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
    increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.




    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
    won't work, it will!




    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
    proportional to the reach.




    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
    arrive last.




    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
    your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
    is cold.

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