It Happens !!

It Happens!!

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I was in flight, was going to onsite once again. was very happy plane takes off,

n takes me to the sky. i looked outside the window, nice evening scene, feels like heaven.

i just lost myself in that beauty.

Someone’s voice disturbed me

“Excuse me sir, would you like to have something?”

i turned back, and was surprise to see my beautiful old schoolmate, Saakshi.

“Hey Saakshi, is that you, how come you… wow, you looks still the same,

Pretty.. In this Air-hostess suit”

“Saurabh, wo…..w, I cant believe this is you.. ohh sorry I am on my job, will talk to you later”

she left smile on my face. I coudnt believe in my eyes, It reminded me my school days memories.

How crazy i was about her, always followed her after the school,

wrote love letters, but never dared to give one of them. Always looking at her in the class,

from last bench. she was the queen of our class. I fought with 2-3 other guys for her,

how stupid I was.

I coudnt stop myself, looking at her again, I was amazed to see that, she became more

beautiful then she were at school.

she too looked at me and smile, then she said something to her fellow air-hostess,

then they both started smiling.

I was clueless that wat happened. her colleague was also d a m n pretty.

Oh my god, today you fulfil one of my dream.

I thought of going there and having chat with her, but i knew that, its her job,

so I stopped myself.

again started looking outside the window.

we were above the clouds making an awesome scene outside,

also inside, because of her smile.

I got some courage, and pretended that I am going towards toilet.

I looked at her, she understood what I desired.

she came toward me and said : “extremly sorry yaar, I couldnt talk to you much,

so say how are you, where have you been these many years, and whats your success story?

for what purpose you are going?”

“hmmm…

i was always there, it was you who left everything after school,

i searched you, so many places wherever i could, but no existence of you.

then i completed my college, got a job in such a nice company,

i didnt know, my company will give me this much, still i m going for an onsite

job, dont know when will return back. you know, i got everything in my life except

someone, with whom i can actually share my world, my success.

someone…”

i looked straight into her eyes.. those blue eyes, i think she got the answer,

who is that ’someone’

with some pain in her eyes, she said,

“sorry got to go,will give you my number”

i again, sat back to my seat,very silent, looking outside, and hoping some answer.

it was dark outside by that time, some thunder in cloud, just like inside my heart.

then suddenly, plane started getting hiccups.. everone got scared..

i saw Saakshi running towards mic, she made an announcement,

that dont be panic

as they are facing a storm outside.

but plane started shaking badly, everyone started feeling its the last moment of their lives…

i keep on watching Saakshi, and she to me…

then something hit my back hard.. and there was a complete darkness in front of me..

deep silent, but i could still feel the shaking plane, and people’s scream..

then someone shouted… ‘Saaaauuuuraaabhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!’

“Saurabh, wake up you are again sleeping in office, wake up, i need that report urgently”

D a m n .. I looked here-there, same ODC, no Onsite, no plane.. no Saakshi..

I stared at my PM in anger.. Because of you only, that plane crashed!!

I still don’t know, why it happens daily between 2 to 3……. J J ……

How to kill a Lion (In Companies Way)

How to kill a Lion????????
COMPANIES FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING METHODS:

Cognizant Method:
hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
give them same gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more....... and more .......

TCS method:

hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration


IBM's metbod:

hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...
he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:-

Hire a Cat ...
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:

hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:

hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:

hire a lion .
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....

Some interesting real laws in life

Tell me which of these laws you have come across yet


    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
    move faster than the one you are in now.


    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
    an engaged one.


    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
    grease, your nose will begin to itch.


    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
    least accessible corner.


    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
    because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
    rings.


    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
    increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
    won't work, it will!


    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
    proportional to the reach.


    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
    arrive last.



    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
    your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
    is cold.

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ಮುಂಬೈ ಸ್ಪೋಟದ ಪ್ರಮುಖ ಆರೋಪಿ ಅಜ್ಮಲ್ ಕಸಬ್ ಮುಂಬೈ ಅರ್ಥರ್ ರಸ್ತೆಯ ಜೈಲಿನಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಧನ ಹೊಂದಿದ್ದಾನೆ. ಆತನಿಗೆ 95 ವರ್ಷ ವಯಸಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಪಕ್ಷಾತೀತವಾಗಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ರಾಜಕೀಯ ಮುಖಂಡರು ಕಸಬ್ ನಿಧನಕ್ಕೆ ಕಂಬನಿ ಮಿಡಿದಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ವೀರ ಮರಣವನ್ನಪ್ಪಿದ ಕಸಬ್ ಸ್ಮರಣಾರ್ಥ ಪಾಕ್ ಸರಕಾರ ನಾಳೆ ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರೀಯ ರಜೆ ಘೋಷಿಸಿದೆ.

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ಕಾವೇರಿ ನದಿ ವಿವಾದವನ್ನು ತಮಿಳುನಾಡು ಮತ್ತು ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ ಸರಕಾರ ಮಾತುಕತೆ ಮೂಲಕ ಪರಿಹರಿಸಬೇಕೆಂದು ಕೇಂದ್ರ ಸರಕಾರ ಸೂಚನೆ ನೀಡಿದೆ. ಈ ಸಂಬಂಧ ಕಾವೇರಿ ನದಿ ಪ್ರಾಧಿಕಾರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೊಸ ರೂಪ ಕೊಡಲಾಗುವುದಾಗಿ ಮಾನವ ಸಂಪನ್ಮೂಲ ಖಾತೆ ತಿಳಿಸಿದೆ. ವಾರ್ತೆಗಳು ಮುಂದುವರಿಯುತ್ತವೆ..

ಇವರು ಇಂದಿನ 'ಆದರ್ಶ' ರಾಜಕಾರಣಿಗಳು!!

ತಿಮ್ಮ : ನಮ್ಮ ರಾಜಕಾರಿಣಿಗಳ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹೇಳು..
ಗುಂಡ : ದೇಶ ಬೇಕು ದ್ವೇಷ ಬೇಡ ಅನ್ನೋ ಸ್ವಾಮಿ ವಿವೇಕಾನಂದ ಒಂದುಕಡೆ, ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಬೇಡ ಮಣ್ಣು ಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನುವ ಗಣಿಧಣಿಗಳು, ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬೇಕು ಮದುವೆ ಬೇಡ ಅನ್ನುವ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿ, ಗೆಳೆಯ ಬೇಡ ಗೆಳೆಯನ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನುವ ಸೊರಬದ ಶಾಸಕ, ಮದುವೆ ಬೇಡ ಮಗು ಬೇಕೆನ್ನುವ ಮಾಜಿ ಪ್ರಧಾನಿಗಳ ಮಗ, ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಬೇಡ ನರ್ಸ್ ಬೇಕೆನ್ನುವ ಹೊನ್ನಾಳಿ ಶಾಸಕ, ಕಟ್ ಕೊಂಡೊವ್ಳು ಸಾಯಲಿ, ಇಟ್ ಕೊಂಡೊವ್ಳು ಮಂತ್ರಿ ಆಗಲಿ ಎನ್ನುವ ಮಾಜಿ ಮುಖ್ಯಮಂತ್ರಿ..