Jokes ka Khazana :D

1) Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!

2) A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband..
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!

3) A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

4) Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.

5) Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

6) Why love marriage is better dan Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

7) Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

8) A man gave an ad in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...!"

9) Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

10) Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man...

Source: facebook.com/harshal1458