* This is Student Life * Definitions Altered

1- SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes

2- SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way

3- PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D

4- EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied

5- MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher’s sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

6- ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.

7- SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humor to teachers during Viva :D

8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!

9- VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.

10- STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D

11- PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D

12- HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D

13- TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation.

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